An old mad loon went riding out One clear and windless day, Upon his arse he rested as He went along his way, When all at once a mighty grid Of poison clouds he saw, A-stretchin' 'cross the ragged skies Above the desert floor.
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo, Ghost streamers in the sky.
The chemicals came floating down and The crystals shone like steel, The grit was black and shiny and A hot rash he could feel, A bolt of fear shot through him as He looked up in the sky, For he saw the toxins comin' hard As the Boeings thundered by:
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo, Ghost streamers in the sky. | There's foot and mouth, they're burning cows The wind blows from the south There's fluoride in the water now And merc'ry in his mouth Autistic kids from MMR His wife's tits leak, but why?, Aspartame in his Diet Coke Just listen, hear him cry:
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo, Ghost streamers in the sky.
The Monarchs fluttered past him and He heard one call his name, If you want to save your soul from hell And not turn out too strange, Stop eating GM food today, Or with us you will die, And you will see your kids deformed, Your testicles will fry.
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo, Ghost streamers in the sky. |